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taccone: today my ap physics teacher read us cat in the hat and it was honestly the quietest my class have been the whole year
bmoburns: preteenager: HOW DOES POPCORN EVEN DO THAT THING HERE I SHOW YOU THE THING
rehabbed: if you take me on a date to an amusement park you have a 103% chance of getting laid
nicotinehearts: omigawdmatt: racheyzane: do you ever look at somebody and wonder how they moan during sex no but thanks now i have a new habit forced upon me whenever i go out i think about this post at the most inappropriate times and it has ruined my life
slenclerman: reasons to date me: -i can pick stuff up with my feet sometimes -ive never killed a man (yet) -i once got 95% on guitar hero -you can play with my hair -im cheaper than a puppy
Marie: ghosteh13: voice-of-tartarus: demeaniac:... →
ghosteh13: voice-of-tartarus: demeaniac: what if with our first clot of air when we are born we inhale a soul, and every time we breathe out, we squeeze a tiny part of our souls out. would our final breath actually be the very last soul fragment leaving our bodies? Woah woah…
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I’M HONESTLY LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW OMFG
adamflayman: my dashboard is 90% depressive posts but it should be 100% baby squid posts let get this squid party moving along